The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn't worth the effort

The door slammed on the watermelon.

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men.

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.

The door slammed on the watermelon.

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.

Today is the day I'll finally know what brick tastes like.

The stranger officiates the meal.

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.